A day in the life of two crazy dogs.

Christian and I are currently dogsitting for my parents’ dog Riley, who is BFF with our dog, Callie.  While it makes for “SUPER FUN TIMES” for the dogs, it often makes for a crazy day for us.  Here’s an example of…

A day in the life of Riley and Callie

4 a.m. Intruder alert!  Someone is daring to enter our territory (front porch) holding a weapon of some sort (newspaper). Bark incessantly.

4:10 a.m. Stop barking because Christian says to stop.  Why does he look so tired? Why doesn’t he want to play???

6:15 a.m. Start barking again (Because it’s fun!).

6:30 a.m. Lindsay FINALLY gets out of bed. YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6:31 a.m. Begin eating breakfast.

6:32 a.m. Finish eating breakfast.

6:33 a.m. Go outside. Sniff, eat birdseed, etc.

6:45 a.m. Come inside and PLAY!  (Intermittently sit quietly when Lindsay gives stern look.)

8 a.m. – 12 p.m. Wait for  a) more food b) people to play with c) intruders to bark at

12 p.m. – 1 p.m. YAY!!!! Christian is here to play with us!!!!  Find scrap of what used to be a toy and parade around the house with it.

1 p.m. – 5:30 p.m. Wait for  a) more food b) people to play with c) intruders to bark at

5:31 p.m. FOOD!!!!!

5:32 p.m. Food is GONE!!!! How did that happen???

5:33 p.m. Go outside. Sniff, eat birdseed, etc.

5:35 p.m. – Bedtime: Play. Emit aroma.  Play. Emit aroma.

Bedtime: Fall asleep immediately.